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101 INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS BROUGHT TO YOU BY LANA DEL REY

Posted by Jo Wads on

We've all been there - you have filtered and cropped your latest Instagram photo to perfection but you just can't think of the perfect caption to post with it. Sometimes finding the words is JUST TOO HARD, until now.

Glossy Pops HQ have known for a while now that Lana Del Rey is not only an absolute goddess but her mysterious and sultry lyrics make the perfect captions on our favourite social media feeds.

If in doubt, check the list below.

You're welcome!

 

  1. Lost but now I am found
  2. Heaven is a place on earth with you
  3. You’re so Art Deco, out on the floor
  4. Baby, you’re so ghetto, you’re looking to score
  5. He doesn’t mind I have a Las Vegas past, he doesn’t mind I have a LA crass way about me.
  6. Boys, don’t forget your toys
  7. Mon amour, sweet child of mine, You’re divine. 
  8. Didn’t anyone ever tell you it’s OK to shine?
  9. I didn’t call when I got your number, but I liked you a lot 
  10. He’s got the fire and he walks with fame
  11. Putting on my music while I’m watching the boys
  12. There are violets in your eyes, there are guns that blaze around you
  13. There are roses in between my thighs and fire that surrounds you
  14. It’s no wonder every man in town had neither fought nor found you 
  15. You gonna hit me like a lightning 
  16. In the air on the streets of the city, Feels like I am free
  17. Pink flamingos always fascinated me, I know what only the girls know
  18. Love, is it real love? It’s like smiling when the firing squad’s against you & you just stay lined up
  19. Down on the West Coast they got a sayin’ “If you’re not drinkin’ then you’re not playin’.”
  20. You’ve got the music in you, don’t you?
  21. No one even knows what life was like, Now I’m in LA and it’s paradise 
  22. Hello, heaven, you are a tunnel-lined with yellow lights on a dark night 
  23. The other woman enchants her clothes with French perfume. The other woman keeps fresh cut flowers in each room.
  24. We both know that it’s not fashionable to love me
  25. Baby’s all dressed up with nowhere to go, that’s the little story of the girl you know 
  26. I got my red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight
  27. Done my hair up real big beauty queen style
  28. High heels off, I’m feeling alive
  29. Hip-hop in the summer, Don’t be a bummer, babe 
  30. If you were me, and I was you, I’d get out of my way
  31. Sometimes it feels like I’ve got a war in my mind
  32. I want to get off but I keep riding the ride
  33. Every Saturday night I get dressed up to ride for you, baby
  34. I drive fast, wind in my hair, I push you to the limits ’cause I just don’t care 
  35. Take me as I am, Don’t see me for what I’m not
  36. My rose garden dreams, set on fire by fiends
  37. You make me crazy, you make me wild
  38. Slippin’ on my dress in soft filters, everybody said you’re a killer
  39. I couldn’t stop the way I was feeling that day your record dropped
  40. Swimming pool glimmering darling 
  41. All my friends tell me I should move on, I’m lying in the ocean, singing your song 
  42. I need you to come here and save me
  43. Only seventeen, but she walks the streets so mean 
  44. They say that the world was built for two, only worth living if somebody is loving you 
  45. Is this love or lust or some game on repeat?
  46. Idol of roses, iconic soul. I know your name.
  47. Lead me to war with your brilliant direction. 
  48. You’ve been wasting my time while you’re taking what’s mine 
  49. I said real love, it’s like feeling no fear when you’re standing in the face of danger 
  50. In the ballroom of my mind across the county line
  51. Take another drag turn me to ashes
  52. Ready for another lie? 
  53. Look at you, kids, with your vintage music
  54. You’re part of the past, but now you’re the future
  55. Roses, Bel Air, take me there, I’ve been waiting to meet you.
  56. Money is the reason we exist, everybody knows it, it’s a fact, kiss, kiss 
  57. And every time we hook up, I know what you’re thinking of
  58. My cherries and wine, rosemary and thyme and all of my peaches (are ruined) 
  59. Summer’s meant for loving and leaving, I was such a fool for believing that you
  60. Now my life is sweet like cinnamon
  61. My boyfriend’s back and he’s cooler than ever
  62. There’s no more night, Blue skies forever 
  63. White lights and black beaches and blood red sangrias
  64. She laughs like God, her mind’s like a diamond
  65. Young thing on the downtown scene, Rolling around at night
  66. Got things, that have yet to be seen, Like your rapper’s delight
  67. A little party never hurt no one, that’s why it’s alright
  68. Baby, if you wanna leave come to California, be a freak like me, too
  69. Kiss me hard before you go, summertime sadness, I just wanted you to know that baby you the best
  70. When you talk it’s like a movie and you’re making me crazy
  71. Cause life imitates art 
  72. If I get a little prettier can I be your baby?
  73. It took thirteen beaches to find one empty but finally it’s mine 
  74. I fall asleep in an American flag, I wear my diamonds on skid row
  75. You said to meet me out there tomorrow, but tomorrow never came
  76. Elvis is my daddy, Marilyn’s my mother, Jesus is my bestest friend. We don’t need nobody.
  77. Been tryin’ hard not to get into trouble, But I, I’ve got a war in my mind 
  78. Could it be that you and me are the lucky ones? 
  79. I know your wife, that she wouldn’t mind
  80. Walking through the city streets, is it by mistake or design? 
  81. Come and take a walk on the wild side, let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain… you like your girls insane
  82. You got that medicine I need. Fame, Liquor, Love give it to me slowly
  83. Me and God, we don’t get along so now I sing (Gods and Monsters)
  84. ‘Cause we’re the masters of our own fate, we’re the captains of our own souls
  85. You were sorta punk rock, I grew up on hip-hop, but you fit me better than my favourite sweater
  86. Everybody told me love was blind, Then I saw your face and you blew my mind 
  87. Lay me down tonight in my diamonds and pearls
  88. Tell me something naïve ’bout your favourite girl.
  89. Down on the West Coast, they got their icons, Their silver starlets, their Queens of Saigons
  90. I will love you ‘til the end of time, I would wait a million years, promise you’ll remember you’re mine, baby can you see through the tears
  91. Lick me up and take me like a vitamin
  92. ‘Cause my body’s sweet like sugar venom
  93. The prettiest in crowd that you had ever seen, Ribbons in our hair and our eyes gleamed mean
  94. In these stolen moments the world is mine
  95. This is my commitment, My modern manifesto
  96. I’m doing it for all of us who never got the chance
  97. No more skipping rope, skipping heart beats with the boys downtown
  98. I’ve been acting like Armageddon ’cause you Held me in your arms just a little too tight.
  99. Lay me down tonight, Riviera girls. (F*cked My Way to the Top)
  100. Drive fast, I can almost taste it now
  101. Tell me I’m your National Anthem

 


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