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Mean Girls Quotes That Are Totally Fetch!

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October 3rd, also known as National Mean Girls Day, is a day we celebrate all things Fetch and Grool. If, like us, you can quote the film all day long (too many girly nights in watching it) then we’ve ranked all the best sayings to “give you girls a hump-day treat!”

-Also don’t forget to wear pink!


“Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen, it’s not going to happen!”


“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it if I’m popular.”

“How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Regina George?”


“Get in loser, we’re going shopping!”

"One time I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip-flops. So I bought army pants and flip-flops."


“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”

“I can’t go out *cough cough* … I’m sick” “Boo! You whore!”


“I can’t go to Taco Bell I’m on an all-carb diet! God Karen, you’re so stupid!”

“Nice wig Janice, what’s it made of?” “Your mom’s chest hair!”


“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”

“This is the fertility vase of the Ndebele tribe. Does that mean anything to you."


“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.” “It’s October 3rd…” “Two weeks later, we spoke again.”

“Is butter a carb?”


“She doesn’t even go here!”

"Do you guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know. Oh god, love you.”


“Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends, that’s just like, the rules of feminism!”


"I, like, invented her, you know what I mean?"


“Made out with a hot-dog? Oh my god, that was one time!”

“Glenn Coco? Four for you Glenn Coco! You go Glenn Coco!”


“So if you’re from Africa, why are you white?” “Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white…”


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